I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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