but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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