im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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