What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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