You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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