he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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