K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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