And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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