Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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