Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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