dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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