I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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