Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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