No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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