she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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