PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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