I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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