Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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