everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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