Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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