it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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