Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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