Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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