Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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