well you can't waste a boner
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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