I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Apparently you make a good broom.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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