last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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