hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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