turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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