they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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