you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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