Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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