"it" just moved
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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