he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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