A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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