he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I need you to use more vowels.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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