Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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