Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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