No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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