Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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