Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world. http://tfl.nu/i0as
  Replies (13) Good night (2260) Bad night (788) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor? http://tfl.nu/b721
  Replies (13) Good night (493) Bad night (3739) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (604): i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later. http://tfl.nu/i15d
  Replies (41) Good night (777) Bad night (6882) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi. http://tfl.nu/x4zy
  Replies (43) Good night (1548) Bad night (3929) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship. http://tfl.nu/eyj6
  Replies (9) Good night (4517) Bad night (831)
• Favorite

  (204): View more from Manitoba

  you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (204): you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back... http://tfl.nu/izou
  Replies (17) Good night (2245) Bad night (879) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol http://tfl.nu/846v
  Replies (5) Good night (2122) Bad night (1096) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food. http://tfl.nu/ruld
  Replies (6) Good night (2085) Bad night (823) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat http://tfl.nu/abhh
  Replies (3) Good night (893) Bad night (1496) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito http://tfl.nu/vmgk
  Replies (4) Good night (1674) Bad night (415) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause. http://tfl.nu/1uor
  Replies (0) Good night (529) Bad night (588) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him http://tfl.nu/hong
  Replies (5) Good night (1410) Bad night (438) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich http://tfl.nu/84vp
  Replies (5) Good night (637) Bad night (187) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me. http://tfl.nu/booy
  Replies (5) Good night (844) Bad night (154) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures http://tfl.nu/7kml
  Replies (9) Good night (556) Bad night (134) Order T-Shirt

Randomize