so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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