Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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