he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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