Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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