I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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