called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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