all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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