Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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