He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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